About the Santa Story

Reading that story, I think it's the most melodramatic thing. All I can say is, I was a melodramatic kid. I'm not very good at writing fiction. Fortunately, I'm blessed with a near-photographic memory and a penchant for sharing my memories with others.

I copied the Santa Story over to RandomRedhead, even though it won't go into the book. Since it's a pre-neighborhood story, you have my permission to copy it if you want. The RandomRedhead version leaves out the "Holy Sponge" rant.