Yep, I'm gonna go there

I'm debating buying this for my mom, from Christian Toiletries... the "bar of faith prayer soap". Hey, it's a bargain, only $15 for cleanliness that's next to Godliness.

Geez, it gets worse! The Soap Opera Soap Company offers the mother soaperior and the immaculate consoaption. This is just wrong.

The Greek Soap Co. offers Christian Cross soap, cross soap holders and picture-and-prayer soap holders. Just what I always wanted!

Novelty Soap lets you buy bars in the shape of the Christian fish symbol. Well, ok... this company really does offer some cool soap. Like soap in the shape of fossils, or soap that looks like a cluster of gemstones. Unfortunately they're a wholesale company, but you can order smaller amounts retail.