They Found Me!
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And all they had to do was search for:

buy anti-diamond shirt death terrorism
Not here, but lots of webstores let you design your own.

fatten girl "the witch " -gretel -hans
I like how Google asks, "did you mean beaten girl... etc? Nice. Very nice. You sick people with your twisted searches.

how does Krispy Kreme donut recycle grease
Never thought to ask.

and my favorite search this week:

bomb "used it as a hammer"