Thursday, March 10, 2005

An Open Letter To My Cats
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I realize you were not gifted with opposable thumbs. Nor were you born with the drive to invent toilet paper. I get that your method of cleaning is connected with your tastebuds. But really. Did you have to wipe your ass on my freshly mopped kitchen floor?
And did you really need to zig zag across several square feet as you did it?

Because that's just rude.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just be thankful that they used the kitchen floor instead of the carpet like mine like to so. It is so much easier to get it off of lineoleum than carpet. Ugh.

Why do we have cats again?

3/12/2005 2:39 AM
jayde said...

we have cats because all cats are drag queens and they amuse us...that and if they have clean litter box and bowl a food and an open toilet you can leave them for a week with no babysitter!

3/12/2005 10:29 AM
She Dances in Dragon said...

OMG! Drag Queen! ROFL!
Ha Hahahaha!
Especially because it was probably Hunter who did it.
Ha!
I'm still laughing.

And yes, Chasmyn. I'm very grateful. It was super easy to clean. Unlike getting hairball yak off the carpet.

3/12/2005 11:26 AM

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