My cat is dying, my roomie can't hold down food, my friend is being stalked by her sperm donor and my tummy wiggles like a full motion water bed.

Here's what's really going on = A has been throwing up since last Monday, and her doctor just now got her a bed at Saint Anthony's Hospital So we can assume they're pumping her full of fluids and vitamins and such, and hopefully by now the lab tests are back with good news!
The sperm donor only came by once, so he's not really stalking.
The cat has had blood drawn and fluids replaced 'cause he's a tad dehydrated, and I'll know tomorrow what might be wrong with him.
AND my belly/waterbed is fun to play with.

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson... WooHoo! Look at that blubber fly!