Have you sent in you taxes yet? There's still time to blow through them, struggling against your shoddy mathematical skills, wishing like crazy you'd BOUGHT A DAMN CALCULATOR! You even have time for dinner before you join the loser parade downtown. The post office will be taking your mail 'til midnight, but if you get there around 10 you have a shot of being on the local news. :)

If this had you feel loserly, don't worry. One year I actually joined that line just to mail a letter. What a smoggy experience. I highly recommend it!