Thursday, March 04, 2004

Bush's new slogan
So the Prez has found a slogan that he thinks will carry him through the next election.
It started with this: Don't Switch Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse
Which led me to this: "America! It's not just for heterosexuals any more...Okay. Actually it is..."
"If you're reading this, 9/11 wasn't so bad now, was it?"
"America: Where everyman is a Burger Structural Engineer ...now"
"Bush 2004:Less jobs! More free time to surf porn..."
"I lead. You follow. Why think?"
"It's morning in America...and only Jenna Bush is hungover"
"America: It's SuperHalliburtonExxonDOMAdocious!"
"Bush and Dick. The way God intended."
"A Jobless Recovery is like Waterless Rain"
Which turned into this, the best slogans Bush will never use.

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