Ways To Startle Your Teenager
Flip channels until you come across the GameShow Network airing an old episode of "Let's Make A Deal". Get said teenager engrossed in the show, what with the people in funny costumes and the weird prizes and all. At the finale of the show, when they begin to reveal that the final prize is a car; point at the TV and scream, "That's a Satellite!" "That's my first car!"
If you wish to truly embarrass your teen, pause the DVR and describe in detail every aspect of said car.
I bought mine in 1987 for $800. On the 4th of July, 1989, it was cruelly murdered by a drunk driver.