What, Exactly, Were You Looking For?
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Yeesh. I just checked my Sitemeter. Here are a few of the jewels I've been hit with this past week:

Query: how does a target of psychic vampire attacks get a strong internal system
Reply: You should picture yourself lifting weights, but make the weights giant bulbs of garlic.

Query: pyrrolizidine alkaloids blogspot
Reply: Thank you for your blogspot-only search. It led me to many comfrey lovers, and showed just how much research some bloggers put into their writing.

Query: On the Sims Unleashed my meter bars are both filled to 100 so how do I get married?
Reply: You wait until the "propose" option appears, and click that. *note* Proper capitalization and punctuation earns you bonus points.

Query: "Make a Gambit costume"
Reply: I think I wrote out the directions last month, or something. Interestingly enough, I get hits to look at the picture of L's Han Solo costume; but nobody wants to know how to make one themselves. Gambit took a lot more work.

Query: recessive ginger gene
Reply: Exists in cats, posibly dogs... not people. In people it's at least 1 and as many as 6 variations in the melanocortin-1 receptor gene. Also known as MC1R. Despite internet speculation, persons with these functional variations are not half-aliens, the spawn of fallen angels, witches, cursed, more sexually active than others, or a separate "race" from homo sapiens sapiens. They're just people.
And there is no redhead scolarship. If there was, I'd have used it.