I'm having a very good time being weird tonight. Did you know that a google search reveals:
702 "people who love cats"
yet there are no "people who love walrus"
There is only one "shoeless neighbor" out there.
and only 456 "shoe fetishist"
2 people make reference to a "flour fetish"
ew. let's just say random fetish searches took me places I never needed to go, ok?
"banana wind" reveals 2,070 references including these two- "Banana Wind is an island term...a wind not as dangerous
as a hurricane but strong enough to blow bananas off the trees. ..." and (you'll love this) "Banana Wind is one of the newest luxury villas in Anguilla conveniently located on the south central coast of this exclusive, tropical paradise. ...
Description: Contemporary style 3000 foot villa built on almost 200 feet of ocean front property."
Wow! Somebody really did their research before naming that one...heh.
"kidney teeth" gets 19 hits
and there's actually a site out there that makes reference to a "peep of doom"
there is no gurgle of doom, nor is there a burble of doom. Apparently, DOOM does not creak or gasp, either.

yep. It's time for bed. I'm too weird for the internet, and that's saying a lot!