Rash Behaviour
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It started on the inside of my upper right arm. Then it spread down to my wrist.
The next day it was on my left arm, too.
Tonight it's on my neck and thighs.
It's creeping up my jaw as I type.
I'm slowly being consumed by a 1950's movie monster.

THE RASH!
-no one knows where it came from
-no one knows how to stop it
-shea butter soothes the itching, but the next day it's back
-and bigger than ever

THE RASH!
In 3-D bump-O-vision!

(sigh) I need some oatmeal and a bigger bathtub.